Reenactment Chorus

Alright, hi, everybody, hey!
Listen up, it's thirty seconds to go-time
Where's the sound guy?
Uh, uh, th-there's no one else here, so... I guess I am?
Big fan by the way

Ah-haha okay, great, love the confidence
Um, we need some music, whaddaya got?
Um, as far as music goes, it's pretty limited
To this Keytaur

Alright, out of my way, let me look! (Select)
No! (Select, select)
What? No (Select, select, select)
No (select)
Okay, th-this is all garbage! (Select)
Okay come on, listen to this crap! (Select)
Do you have anything else?

Uh, hey, Zulius? Maybe we don't need it
Usually we just start singin' and music comes outta nowhere
Ha! Are you out of your mind?
Look at the size of the crowd out there! (Select)
I'm the stage manager. This falls apart, it's on me! (Select)

The pressure's on, it's opening night!
And everything has gotta go just right! (Zulius)
I'm the backstage bad boy you want working your show!
So get out of my way
And the magic will flow-ow-ow (Zulius)
Wha-what? (Hey, Z-)

Zulius, look, we could probably just phone it in
They're not gonna know the difference
Let's just keep it simple and get through this as quickly as we can

Ugh, fine, I was just tryin' to make this friggin' awesome!
But you know, whatever
"Just get through this as quickly as we can" (So, sh- should I)
Okay, look, just follow the action on stage
And watch me for changes (select)

Previously on
"The Herd"
Horse enters the Rift where she's reunited
With her Rider (select)

It's you, it's really you
Despite the changes I would know you anywhere
The voice, the face, the hair might all be different
But you're still you
And all I wanna do is hold you close again

I have journeyed from so far
To meet you in the middle (select)

They embrace
But their reunion is fleeting
When suddenly (select)

I am the Nowhere King
Buh buh buh bum bum
Bum buh buh buh bum bum

And I've come to do jerky things
Buh buh buh bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

The Nowhere King nearly devours Horse and Rider
But alas (select)
Eat spear, you turd! Ha!

Rider spears the Nowhere King! (Select)
Action sound
Action sound, with that
Please?
No no no no
Let's just move on! (Select)

But the Nowhere King drifts out of the Rift
With a creepy, jerkish wind
He drifts
All the way
All the way out!
Of the Rift!
All the way
All the way offstage, Durpleton, thanks (select)

With the Nowhere King on the loose
Rider and Horse decide to say farewell (select)
Rider returning to her world
And Horse returning to Centaurworld to help her new friends (select)

And we'll meet back here eventually
You've gotta trust me
I do, and what you're saying is true
For you are my closest family