Breathe in a Bag

So cold
So frozen
So nervous, so hopeless, so drear
Is it the temperature
That's got you down friends?
Or perhaps it is your--
Existential fear?

That's right, you see
So many things can trigger
The centaurs with overactive amygdalas
But that's okay
If your brain's made that way

Okay then like, what do we do?
I'm so glad you asked
Everybody, look under your seats!

You can breathe in a bag (breathe in a bag)
Just breathe in a bag (breathe in a bag)
You inhale, you exhale
And my name ain't Glendale
If you still feel sad (I feel kinda better)

The world can be cruel and depraved
And we're struggling under its weight
Just remember you aren't alone when you think life's a drag
You can breathe in a bag

This has been helpful, but we're still
Going with the Nowhere King (all hail the Nowhere King!)

You see, sometimes we hide from the scary things
By trying to side with those very things
In this case that would be the Nowhere King
He's a false savior

You might feel initial relief
But I promise you it will be brief
'Cause this is a case of--
Unhealthy attachment behavior? (Oh, you guys have got this)

Now breathe in a bag (breathe in a bag)
Breathe in a bag (breathe in a bag)
Things are scary and freezing and that is the reason
I gave you this swag (thank you, Glendale!)

We might always feel a bit nervous
But
Even folks like us have a purpose!
Will you
Stand with me
And fly this anxious flag?
Cause we don't need the Nowhere King
We believe in ourselves
And we're breathing into
Our bags!