The Size of Whales
I bought my son a pet giraffe
I thought it would be fun
Yeah, a bit of a laugh
And when we bought it
It was fairly tall
Now that motherfucker's
Seventeen feet tall
I bought my son a pet giraffe
I bought my son a pet crocodile
According to some
That's a bad gift for a child
But in the end
It turned out OK
'Cos it ate the giraffe
Then it scampered away
I bought my son a pet crocodile
And I have no regrets
When it comes to the purchase of these pets
Yeah, that's just what you get
When you've had a few glasses of wine
And then go shopping on the Internet
I bought my son a pet blue whale
He's always wanted one
And - well - it was in the sale
But as pets go
This one really sucked
'Cos now the house smells funny
And the fish tank's fucked
I bought my son a pet blue whale
I thought it would be fun
Yeah, a bit of a laugh
And when we bought it
It was fairly tall
Now that motherfucker's
Seventeen feet tall
I bought my son a pet giraffe
I bought my son a pet crocodile
According to some
That's a bad gift for a child
But in the end
It turned out OK
'Cos it ate the giraffe
Then it scampered away
I bought my son a pet crocodile
And I have no regrets
When it comes to the purchase of these pets
Yeah, that's just what you get
When you've had a few glasses of wine
And then go shopping on the Internet
I bought my son a pet blue whale
He's always wanted one
And - well - it was in the sale
But as pets go
This one really sucked
'Cos now the house smells funny
And the fish tank's fucked
I bought my son a pet blue whale
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Writer(s): Simon Fernand
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