Jamie's Tongue Twizzler
Lady Gaga sitting on a train
Dressed in a ballerina outfit again
Eating her lunch when she was heard to complain
"Oh no! I've split my cous-cous!"
It was a Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo
(Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo)
There's an all-night takeaway near me
They've got a table-tennis table and karaoke
Thought I'd give it a go, so I did some Jay-Z
I was wearing my favourite beach-shoes
It was a hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flops
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop
(Hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flops
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop)
My wife went left me for another bloke
On the day a big, tragic news story broke
He was a pilot and every time he spoke
He said he loved drugs and Star Wars.
So I said "Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy
("Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy)
Now Jennifer Lopez is being served a drink
By some sort of monkey, I think
He plays a little woodwind and he gives a little wink
As he hands her a cup of hot chocolate
(Now he's not very *good* at playing woodwind - but he tries, and that's what counts)
So that was
J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo
(J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo)
It was a Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo
(Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo)
It was a hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flops
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop
(Hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flips
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop)
I said "Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy
("Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy)
J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo
(J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo)
Dressed in a ballerina outfit again
Eating her lunch when she was heard to complain
"Oh no! I've split my cous-cous!"
It was a Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo
(Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo)
There's an all-night takeaway near me
They've got a table-tennis table and karaoke
Thought I'd give it a go, so I did some Jay-Z
I was wearing my favourite beach-shoes
It was a hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flops
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop
(Hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flops
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop)
My wife went left me for another bloke
On the day a big, tragic news story broke
He was a pilot and every time he spoke
He said he loved drugs and Star Wars.
So I said "Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy
("Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy)
Now Jennifer Lopez is being served a drink
By some sort of monkey, I think
He plays a little woodwind and he gives a little wink
As he hands her a cup of hot chocolate
(Now he's not very *good* at playing woodwind - but he tries, and that's what counts)
So that was
J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo
(J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo)
It was a Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo
(Gaga faux-pas
Sitting on a choo-choo
Dressed in a tutu
Cous-cous booboo)
It was a hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flops
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop
(Hip-hop sing-song
Dressed in my flip-flips
Down at the non-stop
Ping pong chip-shop)
I said "Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died.
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy
("Bye bye my wife"
On the day that Di died
She left me for a sky-high
Sci-fi fly-guy)
J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo
(J-Lo's cocoa
Served by a bonobo
Playing her a so-so
Oboe solo)
Credits
Writer(s): Simon Fernand
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