The Fortune Teller
Now Carol chose the tarot card
The seven of swords
I said "That means you're gonna be
The victim of a fraud"
And I was right, as always
Though that wasn't too hard
Cos when she paid me I just cloned her credit card
Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
So I read Billy's tealeaves
And I told him things looked bleak
I said "You will be dead by the end of the week"
But Billy was a cynic
And he doubted me
But Billy didn't know about the arsenic in his tea
Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
Sally came to see me
So I could read her palm
I said "Beware, it says right there you're gonna come to harm"
She said I was a liar
And that it was nonsense, but
She won't get far in her stupid car with the brake cables cut
Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
I am the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
The seven of swords
I said "That means you're gonna be
The victim of a fraud"
And I was right, as always
Though that wasn't too hard
Cos when she paid me I just cloned her credit card
Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
So I read Billy's tealeaves
And I told him things looked bleak
I said "You will be dead by the end of the week"
But Billy was a cynic
And he doubted me
But Billy didn't know about the arsenic in his tea
Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
Sally came to see me
So I could read her palm
I said "Beware, it says right there you're gonna come to harm"
She said I was a liar
And that it was nonsense, but
She won't get far in her stupid car with the brake cables cut
Cos I'm the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
I am the fortune teller
I can predict your future
I never fail
I guarantee
100 percent accuracy
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Writer(s): Simon Fernand
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