Life Begins and Ends at the Disco

Johnny New Wave stands like a brick wall under the streetlamp
Like ants to a pineapple they walk in through my door
Somebody oughta tell him he has no choice in the matter
See the look on his face when he falls flat on the floor

You know
It's 5 AM
About high time
That we go dancing again
Send out the signal
Let all your friends know
Wake up everybody
Go to the disco

I am the one they fear—I am the disco
I am what you hold dear—I am the disco
Strictly commercial—I am the disco
Life begins and ends at the disco

Baby baby baby
It's 5 PM
I don't care if you're tired
We're going dancing again
Send out the signal
Let all the world know
Don't let anybody say no

I am the king of the world—I am the disco
(At least the king of Ibiza)—I am the disco
Dancing is a show of power—I am the disco
Life begins and ends at the disco

And if you stop for a moment's rest
I'll turn the moon into a disco ball
'Cause if you're not living here with me
Why bother living at all?

Johnny New Wave can see the way the world is turning
Turning turning turning to the disco
Funk, jazz, and rock & roll all fall under my banner
Nobody can resist my gravitational pull

I am the disco