F.W.P.

Hey there
How's it going?
Yeah, you probably got it real nice
All tucked up in your cozy one-bedroom studio apartment
Yeah, well I got it real rough
Why don't you give this shit a listen
(First World Problems)

When I watch TV, can't skip commercials
Got no DVR at my dispersal
And my phone charger ain't universal
Gonna die real soon, gonna see the circles
Yeah I'm hungry for some dinner but I'm low on gas
My pots are dirty so I'll have to pass
Yo I'm getting really pissed, gotta kick some ass
When I can't find Wi-Fi sitting in class
I feel ya, man, cuz my life is rough
My new bottle of Sprite, it ain't bubbly enough
Tried to eat some O.G. M&M's
Turns out they were Peanut M&M's
My damn cell phone don't have 4G
Now I gotta send a text with my phone on "E"
Got a new favorite show on my Netflix queue
But it just got canned after Season 2

When you got a problem baby, you gotta solve it baby
Damn right, resolve it baby (Not my F.W.P.)
When you got an issue darling, here's a fucking tissue darling
Gotta just continue darling (All my F.W.P.)
When you got a problem baby, you gotta solve it baby
Damn right, resolve it baby (Not my F.W.P.)
When you got an issue darling, here's a fucking tissue darling
Gotta just continue darling (All my F.W.P.)

Yo I clogged the toilet at my girlfriend's house
Damn, not a good sign for my future spouse
Pizza's hot and I burned my mouth
Start swearing like a sailor from the Dirty South
My arm got scratched by an innocent dog
Still gotta take the little bitch out for a jog
I can't find the words to this song online
The stupid little box comes up every time
This knife won't cut my sirloin steak
Everybody can tell my chick's titties are fake
The filter's getting dirty, gotta drink from the tap
Like a caveman, damn, what the hell is this crap?
My wallet's too small for my $20 bills
Gotta spend it all on the new wallet it fills
Sitting on the can, I forgot my phone
What's gonna entertain me in the danger zone?

When you got a problem baby, you gotta solve it baby
Damn right, resolve it baby (Not my F.W.P.)
When you got an issue darling, here's a fucking tissue darling
Gotta just continue darling (All my F.W.P.)
When you got a problem baby, you gotta solve it baby
Damn right, resolve it baby (Not my F.W.P.)
When you got an issue darling, here's a fucking tissue darling

Alright
It's time we better break this shit down
Not everybody knows the type of shit we dealing with on a daily basis
Let's do this, rattle 'em off

Flipped my pillow so I feel the cold
But the new side's warm, feel my life unfold
Yo I had OJ, then I brushed my teeth
And the taste so appalling I can barely breathe
And the Wii remote is out of batteries
Gotta take the case off to change the batteries
The power went out before I saved my game
Gotta start fresh, life'll never be the same
My grandma liked my Facebook photo
Me with red cups and a caption: "YOLO"
And I got myself a brand new iPhone 5
But no one's got the charger, gonna watch it die
Can't think of a gift that I want for Christmas
Gonna start some shit, stick around, bear witness
Nope they don't understand
We gotta double down, so do it double time

Need a new glass of water cuz the old one's stale
And I gotta pay extra for priority mail
And the music and the sound effects are louder than dialogue
Sound effects stop, can't hear the dialogue
Pillow's deflated and it's got a weird shape
The only juice box left's artificial grape
Yeah I'm tucked into bed, but I gotta tinkle
Yo we gotta hit 'em harder, so let's do it again, come on
Hot Pockets are done, they're a billion degrees
I can only pick one type of sandwich cheese
My house won't show up on Apple Maps
Too many people at the table so I can't shoot craps
I ain't got no singles for the vending machine
Got a sunbeam glare on my laptop screen
And I gotta write words for the whole damn song

Hey
I think they got it man
We got it rough
F.W.Peace



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Writer(s): Michael Robert Yanoska
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