Generic Pop Song

OK boys and girls
Got a pop song here, gonna give it a whirl
Autotune on, rule of thumb
Sound good so far but I need some drums
Thinking inappropriate subject matter
Cuz everyone's so obsessed with Mick Jagger
Something vague about hitting the club
And how I look like such a stud (Drop a beat now)

Downing that Jack and Coke (Jack and Coke)
Telling them dirty jokes (Dirty jokes)
Checking out all the folks (All the folks)
Now do it again, hit 'em again, come on
Chilling in V.I.P. (V.I.P.)
Everyone looking at me (Looking at me)
Staying up till the clock strikes three (Strikes three)

Now everybody get on the floor because I said so
Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago
Different title, different artist, same 4 chords
Generic pop song baby tonight (Sing it the exact same way!)

Now everybody get on the floor because I said so
Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago
Different title, different artist, same 4 chords
Generic pop song baby tonight

Take it out, now bring it back
Gotta get this pop song back on track
Got pulsing drums on all 4 beats
Cuz otherwise girls can't move their feet
The #1 way to get your song on repeat-er
Legally bound to say something 'bout Gucci
So I can get free shit and look real douchey

Getting down in the club (In the club)
Getting that rub-a-dub (Rub-a-dub)
Then we go to a pub (To a pub)
Oh my god, what's a pub? (Sorry)
Rocking them denim shorts (Denim shorts)
Showing them no remorse (No remorse)
Ladies wanna ride me like a horse (Like a horse)

Now everybody get on the floor because I said so
Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago
Different title, different artist, same 4 chords
Generic pop song baby tonight (Just in case you missed it those first 3 times)

Now everybody get on the floor because I said so
Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago
Different title, different artist, same 4 chords
Generic pop song baby tonight

Flashing lights, expensive alcohol
Unnecessary jewelry
Henna tattoos, unnatural hair color
And... body glitter
Bass is pounding, give 'em more
After all, that's what y'all come here for
Changing the beat so we can call this
EDM for a whole new audience
And nothing says "sexy" or "role model" quite like
A coked up, shaved head, no-talent hack
With a massive plastic ass

Uh-oh
I hear a familiar melody
I think I need some frantic drums

Now everybody get on the floor because I said so
Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago
Different title, different artist, same 4 chords
Generic pop song baby tonight (You better know the goddamn words by now)

Now everybody get on the floor because I said so
Everybody's buying this song, it came out a year ago
Different title, different artist, same 4 chords
Generic pop song baby tonight

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah